Fivesome Update

I finally had one and it was totally awesome!

More fashion!

What an update I have for you today! On Wednesday night, Harry and myself attended a party thrown at the Alpha Gamma Rho house. A perfect opportunity to discuss fashion and sexual politics with our fellow students! Unfortunately, Keith was absent, as he was at another party. Anyway, here are some pictures of some of the particularly fashionable who we also discussed at great length with about resisting the patriarchy:

I don't really remember much about this girl, to be quite honest. The problem with talking to people at parties about their fashion and sexuality is that I usually end up drinking so much that I sometimes forget what they say. However, I do remember this girl telling us she does NOT have sex, but I think that Harry and I successfully put her on the path toward sexual liberation.


Ironically, the most fashionable part about this girl's outfit is something that is owned by Harry! He wore the Sherlock Holmes hat to the party, which was a very big hit, as you can see by her excitement. We've had a hunch that the "Victorian Detective" fad that has been absent for oh so long is on its way back, and I think we may be onto something!

She also declined our proposal, but I distinctly remember her saying that she owned a strap-on, which is a vast improvement over most of the people who are completely tied down by our society's sexual constructions!

Sexual liberation is a two way street, folks. This blog is not some sleazy attempt for us to sleep with women, we are here to free everyone! This man's choice of clothing is not particularly flashy, with his track jacket and boot cut blue jeans. A fair conservative play to the bevy of women he had surrounded himself with! Unfortunately, he was completely against any sort of sexual experience that involved men at all, and though Harry and I tried our best to explain to him where we were coming from, he politely declined. Hopefully though, we laid the seeds of doubt, and someday they will sprout.



I honestly remember little to nothing about this girl. Perhaps at another time Harry will replace this with whatever he remembers. I believe when we asked her about her fashion, she said that her friend told her that the shirt made her look "hot". We care about fashion, though, not some petty value judgment given by someone's friend. I don't have much of an opinion about the shirt, though I think it looked like it was made of a stretchy material, and you know how I feel about that!


This was my personal favorite of the night. I've been a big fan of the "Quail-Man" style (Doug Funnie's alter ego), something that I think we've forgotten about. Instead of plain white briefs over ill-fitting khaki shorts, we have this firey, revealing underwear over tight grey sweatpants! A definite improvement in this department. Doug was certainly onto something, but he simply not model material. I'm glad to see this girl breathing life into a fad that should never have gone away.

I'll round this entry out with a picture of the lovely Brooke Ratterree. We're focusing specifically on her crotch in this photo, which is covered in beer. Harry has become a bigger fan of that style of wearing beer, though I'm not fully convinced... yet! I think the beer can in her hand is a nice touch, though if she were gripping it in a way that demonstrated her fierceness that I know she has, it really would've added something more to the photo.

Anyway, that's all for now! All things considered, I think this was a very successful night we had, and I look forward to more of them in the future.

New Line of Burger King Pies

Tonight, I was at Burger King with my colleague Harry and two of our other friends. I purchased a York Peppermint Pie, and I was informed that it was the last one! Harry, who ordered after me, bought the first Cookie Dough Pie. It was truly a monumental moment that we witnessed.


That my peppermint pie. I felt like this winter line of pie was perfect for the season, as York Peppermint patties are a suitable winter treat. However, Harry and I both took issue with their choice for Cookie Dough for the spring line.

The problem with Cookie Dough is that it is a rehash of an old, tired trend. Hello to 1997! Burger King needs to take notes from Ben and Jerrys, who have stayed relevant in this type of industry by being innovators. Burger King usually impresses me with their new lines, but this one is a hit and miss.

As for the sexual news relating to Harry, Keith and myself, it has been fairly quiet the past few days, though we will be attending a party tonight. I believe a couple of ladies that we had talked to previously will be there, so perhaps we will pick up on this "unfinished business".

Chris

Fashion/Sex Update

Hey everybody, just a little update on fashion and sexuality happenings this weekend. The owners of this site were invited to a delightfully whimsical XXXmas in April party where one amazing dress stuck out to us:

Soon after taking this picture we propositioned this fashion innovator for a foursome, in our continuing to quest to challenge our society's restrictive patriarchal normative constraints on sexuality. The night and weekend was a total success.

First post!

This is a fashion/sexuality blog based out of Kirksville, Missouri. Here we are going to post about fashion and sexually based topics.

This is NOT good fashion:

This IS good fashion: